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Every pendant is hand-formed glass with a hangable loop. Color is a surprise from the kiln — that’s the Portland of it.
Pick your color at checkout.
Portland glass · 20 years on the torch
Hand-blown cocks.
Serious craft.
Zero shame.
Trinkets to dick around with — wearable glass art from the Rose City. Gallery-lit. Conversation-starting. Unapologetically Portland.
The shop
Hand-blown. Hangable. Hilarious.
Studio-shot originals — same form language, different fire. Every pendant is $30 plus $5 shipping.
Some close-ups
Secure checkout powered by Stripe. Questions? Email hello@cockpendants.com.
The art
Sculpture-scale craft.
Pendant-size punchline.
These start as molten glass and muscle memory — torch, heat, spin, pull. Twenty years of making objects that catch light the hard way.
Every pendant is hand-formed. Colors bloom differently. Curves wander. No two hang the same. They’re novelty until you feel the weight and see the craft — then they’re just good glass with a filthy grin.
“They’re funny until you hold one. Then you notice the craft.”
— Sebastian · Portland
Torch & heat
Molten glass worked by hand — not poured into a novelty mold and called a day.
Color & character
Translucent blooms, opaque solids, specular edges. Each batch has a personality.
Loop & hang
Built-in loop for cord or chain. Wear it, gift it, or desk-totem it into legend.
One of one
Hand-blown means variation. That’s the signature — not a manufacturing defect.
The maker
Sebastian.
Torch, wit, Portland.
Sebastian has spent two decades turning heat into objects people actually want to live with. These pendants are the collision of serious craft and a joke that lands harder because the glass is good.
Why cocks? Because form is funny, form is beautiful, and Portland doesn’t flinch. Wearable weird that makes people laugh — then look closer. Art you hang. Jokes you wear.
No corporate story deck. Just a glassblower, a torch, and a very specific muse.
Why own one
Gift moments & daily chaos
For people who want the gag and the craft — not a foam penis from the airport gift shop.
Gag gift that looks good
They’ll laugh first. Then they’ll notice the glass. Win-win for the fearless host.
Party favors with polish
Bachelor, bachelorette, Pride — party energy without looking like a gas-station impulse buy.
Everyday wear for the bold
Necklace, keychain, jacket zipper charm. Conversation starter with actual specular highlights.
Desk totem energy
Shelf piece. Pocket talisman. Proof you keep Portland weird even on Zoom.
FAQ
Straight answers
The important bits, without the brochure voice.
Are these real glass?
Yes. Hand-blown glass — worked on the torch, not plastic, not resin, not a joke mold.
Each piece has the weight, cool touch, and light play of actual glass.
How big are they? Can I wear one?
Pendant-scale with a built-in loop for cord or chain. Perfect as a necklace charm,
keychain accent, or pocket totem. Cord or chain is not always included —
check the product note or email if you need a complete ready-to-wear setup.
Where do you ship from?
Ships from Portland, Oregon. Flat $5 shipping on every pendant —
small-batch artisan energy, not Amazon next-day, but we pack them like treasure.
What’s the return policy?
Because each piece is hand-formed, returns are limited to damaged or
incorrect orders. If something arrives broken or wrong, email
hello@cockpendants.com
with photos within 7 days and we’ll make it right.
Is this NSFW?
Adult humor product, tasteful presentation. It’s a cock-shaped glass pendant sold as
wearable art — confident, not exploitative. Keep it off the kids’ table and out of
stuffy boardrooms unless that’s the point.
How do I pay?
Hit Buy on any pendant for secure Stripe checkout —
$30 per pendant plus $5 shipping.
Questions or custom color requests? Email
hello@cockpendants.com.
Ready to dick around with art?
Hand-blown. Hangable. Unapologetically Portland.